Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
I would like to tell you that I am better than you. This game honors my dominance and you’re lost.
To entertain me. This game was made for my personal entertainment… There’s a chance. What’s this game?
It’s a platformer based on skill. It’s a game of a little snail (you) striving to beat a true god (me).What else can you expect from this game?
Three hours of high-quality time with ME (an exclusive service, I’d add)Precise and quick-paced platformsLots and lots of deathLots of being laughed atThe illusion of mastery and achievementThe hope of eventually defeating meAnd an enjoyable little puzzle to discover… The meaning of living
It’s so difficult to patiently wait for assistance in finding out the truth…
We’re waiting to greet us from across the ocean.
Squid


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